Craig: why are those apples there? Shanta: I thought you could make something with them Craig: they’re crapples? Shanta: LOL, yes, they’re crapples…
Archive for the ‘saturday funnies’ category
Nov 28 2009
saturday funnies
Nyah hurts her foot and is sitting on daddy’s lap… Daddy: Do you think you are going to be ok? Nyah: sniff sniff – yeah… Nyah: I need a bamboo, a pony bamboo.. Daddy: (looks at mommy, we both shrug) Daddy: is a bamboo a sock? Nyah: No. Mommy: a blanket? Nyah: No, a bamboo [...]
Oct 10 2009
saturday funnies
Nyah: Mom, can I have a mustache? Mom: No. Nyah: Can I have a mustache with oils on my back? Mom: No…do you mean a massage? Nyah: Yeah a nassage.
Sep 05 2009
saturday funnies
around the supper table, everyone kinda talking at the same time… Cam: So dad, on ACE OF CAKES they were making… Mom: It was a cake for the 100th episode of LOST Dad: Oh really… Nyah: yeah and I wanted to watch Bips and bops (Bits and Bops) but Cameron said he wanted to watch [...]
Aug 15 2009
saturday funnies
Mom: Are you sick? Nyah: yes. Daddy? Daddy: Yes. Nyah: Can my have a vitamin seed? outside putting on helmets and pads to go for a bike ride… Nyah: Mom, can you help me with my belbow pad?
Jul 25 2009
saturday funnies
Yes, Cameron is laughing and Zoe is crying. His laugh and her cry were at about the same decibel level, so I snapped a picture thinking…yes, this is my life.
Jul 18 2009
saturday funnies
Cameron: Mom have we ever seen the movie Madagascar? Mom: I don’t know. Zoe: Gas card?….what gas card? (mom and dad having an adult conversation at the dinner table) Mom: We’ll be right back in the same boat… Dad: those are the choices… Cameron: …and we don’t even have a boat.
Jun 20 2009
saturday funnies
Zoe: Mom, when can I be a mommy? Mom: When you get older… Cameron: I’m glad I’m a boy Zoe: Why???? Cameron: I’m glad I’m not a girl because babies are big and girls “bums” are small!! Sitting outside on a nice summer day in June…there is a breeze Dad: This is the type of [...]
Jun 06 2009
saturday funnies
Dad: Where’s Cameron? Mom: He’s had a bad attitude all day so I finally sent him to his room. Nyah: (looks up) Cameron had a badtitude?
May 23 2009
saturday funnies
Nyah: I neeeedd help. Mom: Did you poop? Nyah: Yes. Nyah: (gets up and looks in her potty) Nyah: Mom, that’s yuckeria, yup, that’s yuckeria. Zoe: Mom, I just want you to know that I have these bumps on my knees because I’m cold. Mom: They’re called goose-bumps. Zoe: NO they’re not! Mom: Yes they [...]
